Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
