walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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