you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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