how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She needs sedatives and a leash
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
