Sponge bath it is.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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