maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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