he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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