The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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