living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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