You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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