My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Randomize
