Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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