yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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