i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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