p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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