I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
