maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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