Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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