carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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