i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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