If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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