Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Can you bring me the toilet please
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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