I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We just shotgunned beers for America
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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