trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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