Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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