I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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