I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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