called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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