I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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