O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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