On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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