god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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