Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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