How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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