I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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