My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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