her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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