What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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