I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I think a kid would responsible me up
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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