You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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