Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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