Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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