Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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