This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
