did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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