3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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