32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He kissed a someone with a penis
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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