She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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