I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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