It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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