I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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