yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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