Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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